Brown, who posed naked for Cosmo back in the crazy 80s and tried to sell his daughters on election night, was unclear if the bike ride and hug with Armstrong would be clothed or nekkid. Either way, it kinda sounds as if given the chance he might be found sitting tall in the saddle.
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Kiss my ass, says SCOTUS to POTUS
What exactly did Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito mouth back at the President Wednesday night during the State of the Union address? While lip-readers were in short supply, all on my staff having been sent to the palm-reader for the evening, most agree Alito mouthed, “not true,” to the president as he called out...
Cracker crime…
“Take crime, for example. Now, I admit we got our fair share of criminals: two-bit hustlers, robbers, cat burglars and former elected officials. “But Floridians can also get arrested for violatin’ a whole bunch of laws that you won’t even find in other states, felonies. All committed on the water. We got a bunch of...
The SOTU we WISH we would hear…
The people of this great land voted us in because they wanted change. Grow a pair and give them the change they want.
I say turn the WhoDat nation on the Faux News!
Wonder if George W. Bush thinks any more highly of New Orleans now? Oh well, not to worry. He’s off to save Haiti now, along with Bill Clinton. I’m not sure the face of George W. Bush is the one I want to see following a natural disaster (or a man-made disaster, for that matter,...
The Exxon-Mobil Senate will come to order…
“Thank you, Senator. And might I say the Morgan Stanley tattoo on your forehead is quite becoming.”
Heavenly Honeybells.
DOWN YONDER, FL. – It seemed incongruous on the surface, a plump orange bobbing peacefully on a clam Gulf of Mexico perhaps a few hundred yards off the beach. But there it was. How it got there is anyone’s guess. When people think of Florida they usually thing of two things: the beach and...
Tales from DownYonder, Florida
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