What exactly did Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito mouth back at the President Wednesday night during the State of the Union address?
While lip-readers were in short supply, all on my staff having been sent to the palm-reader for the evening, most agree Alito mouthed, “not true,” to the president as he called out SCOTUS for its outrageous ruling last week that corporations are people, too.
We have it on good authority, however, that what Alito really said was, “kiss my white ass.” Or, more specifically, “kiss my white hunky ass.”
“With all due deference to the separation of powers,” said POTUS to the SCOTUS in the SOTU. “Last week, the Supreme Court reversed a century of law to open to the floodgates for special interests – including foreign corporations – to spend without limit in our elections.”
“Kiss my white hunky ass,” mouthed Alito from the second row, only feet from the President.
“Well I don’t think American elections should be bankrolled by America’s most powerful interests, or worse, by foreign entities. They should be decided by the American people and that’s why I’m urging Democrats and Republicans to pass a bill that helps right this wrong.”
At that, Alito’s face grew grim and red.
“Oh, yea?” he mouthed. “Want to take it outside? You and me, you scrawny little upstart. I’ll bring Goldman Sachs, GE and Bank of America and we’ll make you cry like a little girl.
“And besides,” he continued to mouth. “We don’t care what the American people think or what the Constitution says. This court decided the 2000 election and, by golly, we’ll decided 2012 if we have to.”
By the way…a CBS poll taken immediately after the speech found 83 percent of the viewers approved of the President’s message and his proposals. A CNN pool found 48 percent liked the speech, 30 percent sorta like it and 21 percent didn’t like it at all.
The poll also found 80 percent of those polled think Obama could take Alito in a fair fight while the remaining 20 percent picked Alito in two rounds.
Alito really disgraced himself. what he really said was,”politics as usual, forever!”