Despite repeated attempts Thursday to come together, sitting around a square hollow table, over 30 of our nation’s most distinguished square hollow legislators continued to fuss and fight.
Monthly Archives: February 2010
The Summit on Health Care Reform Arguments
The White House, in preparing for the summit to be broadcast live from Blair House, spent the better part of the past week arguing with Republicans over the size and shape of chairs, the size and shape of tables, the color of lamp shades and drapes and which incense to burn during scheduled guided...
The sacred Awa hili…
The killing of an eagle was an event which concerned the entire village. The actual deed was undertaken only by a professional eagle killer, a man regularly chosen by the village for his knowledge of the prescribed prayers and ceremonies needed to seek forgiveness for the sacrilege.
Canada: “This Means War!” or…health care reform.
Now, (the President) has added incentive: holding off the Canadian invasion threat by trying to make our health care system look more like their health care system. The president will today announce a cap on health insurance premium increases – some of which have topped 31 percent lately – in an effort to appease...
CPAC: pep rally for the discontent!
“Politics hates a vacuum,” once wrote Naomi Klein. “If it isn’t filled with hope, someone will fill it with fear.” So, with that in mind and the Congress home on winter break, the annual pep-rally for destroying what’s left of this great republic, CPAC, came to Washington to cheer and jeer and generally make a...
Evan Bayh runs from XPAC, hip conservatives…who wouldn’t?
Evan Bayh: “My head hurts, my feet stink,...“And I don’t love Congress...“Oh my Lordy, it’s just that kinda mornin’,...“Really was that kind of night.” Maybe what really drove Sen. Bayh out of Washington was the coming annual onslaught of right-wing cheerleaders and assorted twinks know as CPAC, which stands for Cranky People Always Crying, or...
Snowlympics and Whack-a-Dick-Mole Cheney pops up again!
So, to deal with the Whack-a-Mole pop-up again, the White House dispatched Vice-President Joe Biden and the two Veeps engaged in a virtual debate. Lowering the boom on his predecessor, Biden calmly explained Cheney is either “misinformed or he is misinforming,” while circling his right ear with an extended index finger. Cheney countered by...
Winter brings rise in moronic levels across USA!
And speaking of what Easterners are calling the, “snowpocalypse” (harsh winter weather won’t stop hyperbole), the snow gives morons all across ‘Murka the opportunity to say, “Hey, look, it’s snowing! There’s no global warming after all! Back to the Hummer!...and I don’t mean the truck.”
Snow and hand puppets and Republican VD…day cards
It’s snowin’ the bejeepers outa the Northeast US of A, which means nobody can get to work, which means everyone has to sit at home and make Sarah Palin hand puppets while callin’ each other retards for thinking the snow completely disproves global warming.
Crocodile love on Valentine’s Day…
“I’m on a special Valentine’s Day mission,” replied the old man. “I’m going out and findin’ me as much crocodile dung as possible ‘cause I’m gonna finally make that lady-friend I been courtin’ fall smack in love with me this year.”
Tales from DownYonder, Florida
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