Boy, howdy!
These guys are a laugh a minute! Better ‘n a barrel of monkeys, these Republicans.
Just as President Obama is holding a summit – the largest gathering of world leaders since the 1940s – on the dangers of loose nukes, the loose knuckleheads over GOP HQ put out a new ad for the TeeVee Box and the Innertubes.
You gotta see this on the YouTubes .
“Many think April 15th is tax day,” said the serious announcer. “Wrong.”
“For President Obama, every day is tax day.”
“Your money isn’t safe. He knows where you keep it.”
Seriously, they put this out, expect people to believe it.
“Obama’s new health care bill contains $570 billion in new taxes.”
“Wheelchairs: taxed. Sneezing: taxed. Breathing: taxed.”
Okay, so here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna take it to the streets! Grab your wheelchairs; we’re headed downtown to protest by breathing and sneezing on people!!
“And if you don’t buy healthcare, the tax man will come for you.”
“You can’t run. There is no place to hide!”
“Over next few years IRS agents will begin to multiply.”
Well, at least we haven’t taxed multiplication…not yet, anyway. But we’re not finished!
“The government wants your money and President Obama knows where to get it.”
I’m tellin’ ya, this couldn’t be funnier if it was on Saturday Night Live…or the new Palin Network.
Oh yea, and this comes as a Democrat wins the first congressional race of 2010 in Florida District 19 running against a teabagger who tried to make the race a rejection of health care reforms. Not so much in Boca.
Meanwhile, over in Rome the Pope has finally figured out how to deal with the worldwide and continuing spread of priests diddlin’ the alter boys. Blame it on the queers! Yea, that’s the ticket!!
Cardinal Tarcisco Bertone, the Vatican’s No. 2 dude, the assistant Pope (and only God knows what else) explained it all in Chile on Monday.
“There is a relation between homosexuality and pedophilia,” said the Holy Second See. “That is true. That is the problem.”
Holy Wankin’ It Under the Robes, Batman!! Problem solved!!
Gee, and the rest of the world – including most learned shrinks – thought it all had to do with years and years of sexual repression caused by the insanity of celibacy. Let me ‘splain sumpthin to you, boys. Gay people don’t need children ’cause there’s lots of other gay people around. Get used to it.
