The oil gusher on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico is capped and Washington is rattled by an earthquake.
Hmmm….Did passage of a Wall Street reform bill play any role in any of this? (Maybe it would have if any real reform had been passed.)
Hmmm…did anyone ever see Ringo Starr and Yasser Arafat in the same room at the same time?
Did someone forget to tell HTC-Columbia’s Mark Renshaw there is NO HEAD-BUTTING in Le Tour de France?
All thanks and praise be to Glenn Beck for revealing to us that politically progressive people are enemies of God.
“The word was, ‘hot dog.’ And we ate it!” – Pastor Rod Flash.
Back in D.C. the both Republicans and Democrats were quick to…wait for it…find fault with each other in the earthquake. (Credit: @DCDebbie)
Fox News found the fault lay in the Black Panthers Movement…of the 1960s.
As U2 once suggested: shake, rattle and hmmm…
Thank heavens, the Teabaggers were quick to deny any and all racism in the racist tea party rants such as those from teabag leader Mark Williams who posted on his blog, MarkTalk.com, a whimsical imaginary letter from the NAACP to President Lincoln:
Dear Mr. Lincoln
We [National Association for the Advancement of] Colored People have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us [National Association for the Advancement of] Colored People and we demand that it stop!
In fact we held a big meeting and took a vote in Kansas City this week. We voted to condemn a political revival of that old abolitionist spirit called the ‘tea party movement’.
…rant…rant…rant…taxes…tea parties not racist…taxes…rant…whatever…
…Mr. Lincoln, you were the greatest racist ever. We had a great gig. Three squares, room and board, all our decisions made by someone else. Please repeal the 13th and 14thAmendments and let us get back to where we say that belong.
Ben Jealous, Tom’s Nephew, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People Head Colored Person
Nope, no racism in that at all.
Just can’t imagine where folks come up with the idea these right-wing fascists are racists.