I hereby refudiate anything posted hereafterwith…also, too.
Sarah Palin, the former half-governor of Alaska, which can see Russia from its front porch, may be on to something.
We’ve become a nation of such intellectual giants we can only hope, now, to elect presidents in the future based on the number and obsequiousness of words they completely make up.
Forget writing books – and I mean really writing books, not having someone else write it. No more, Profiles in Courage. Forget about, The Audacity of Hope.
We’re talking, here, about the audacity of dopes. We’ll just make up words, apply them with malapropitude and may the best mangler win!
This is why Palin is tied with – or maybe even leading – President Obama in 2012 polls.
Make up words! Dazzle the Dilberts with shiny syntactical objects! Go ahead, you’ve the legs for it!
Performing magic tricks on the Faux News tee vee box show with Shame Humanity, Palindrome suggested the President should REFUDIATE the NAACP (or maybe the NCAA) for suggesting the racist TeaParty is racist.
Within moments, the blogosphere and twitscape were ablaze with chortles and guffaws. (“Have you been injured in a humorous accident? Call the law firm of Chortles & Guffaws, LLP.)
Realizing the linguistic lapse, after a while, Palin tried to distance herself from the gaff.
Ha-ha-ha! No, she didn’t.
She chose to compare herself to Billy Shakespeare who was also elected president by making up words – right after he invented the fishing pole.
“Refudiate,” “misunderestimate,” “wee-wee’d up.” English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it,” she tweeted…really, not making it up.
So, with all the refugnance due the intellectual leader of the Refublican Party, she will refulse any grandiosity toward resfect for the English language of which she speaks and move our refublic toward a refroachful refrobation of refulsve refose.
After all, who needs any intellect to be president? No the Refublican Party! (See: 2000 to 2008.)
President Obama would do well to heed the warnings and begin immediately a program of language mutilation if he hopes to have any chance at all in 2012 with the half-wits.
Even if he has not the legs for it.
