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July 28, 2010
By Steve Hart
JesusThinksURAdumbass

BREAKING NEWS: Here, on the 100th day of the Gulf Oil Disaster, the New York Times announces the Gulf is all good now. Nothing to see...move along...go on about your business...thanks for playin'. Gee, who knew it would be so easy?
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We need reminders war is wrong?

July 26, 2010
By Steve Hart
BushGunAfghanistan

Rather than pursuing a smart police action, rounding up the criminals in Afghanistan, we decided to launch a full scale war. Then we decided that wasn’t enough. We had to launch another full scale war on another country that didn’t have anything at all to do with the attacks in 2001. Makes perfect sense.
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Political bullies are nothing new.

July 23, 2010
By Steve Hart
bullies

Human bullies are usually just thugs; insecure brats who act out because of deep, empty holes in their souls. They only time they do any real damage is if they actually gain some sort of power: political or financial. Think dictators, fascists, greedy money traders, giant corporations, oligarchs, plutarchs.
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Send in the clowns…

July 21, 2010
By Steve Hart
scaryclown

The only thing more pathetic than white folks whining about charges of racism is Christians whining about Muslims wanting to build a mosque. And, very often, it’s the same whiners whining about both! Grow up, people. You are not the only ones on this planet and you don’t have all the answers.
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Why genius? We have illiteracy!

July 19, 2010
By Steve Hart
sarah-palin-hottie

With all the refugnance due the intellectual leader of the Refublican Party, Sarah Falin' will refulse any grandiosity toward resfect for the English language of which she speaks and move our refublic toward a refroachful refrobation of refulsve refose.
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‘Murkins to Washington: You Suck!

July 14, 2010
By Steve Hart
‘Murkins to Washington: You Suck!

It is Le Quatorze Juillet and Americans are storming the metaphorical Bastille! At least, according to yesterday’s ABC-Washington Post opinion survey: 58 percent of you think the President sucks. 68 percent of you think Democrats suck. 72 percent of you think Republicans suck. 150 percent of you think BP sucks. 80 percent of Ohioans...
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Just the bear facts…

July 12, 2010
By Steve Hart
Just the bear facts…

What, exactly, is with the extremist right wing in this country and all the talk of animals and shootin’ guns and teeth-barin’ metaphors?
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King James Version of the South Beach Bible…

July 9, 2010
By Steve Hart
King James Version of the South Beach Bible…

Seriously, let me get his straight. You’re a 25-year-old superstar and you get to pick anywhere to play basketball for lots and lots of money and your choices are Cleveland, New York, Chicago and Miami. And you don’t pick Miami?
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The Douche is back…

July 7, 2010
By Steve Hart
The Douche is back…

Although it may have gone relatively unnoticed in all the media hype over some guy named Lindsey Lohan, carnival sideshow barker Douche Limpbranch must be back on the radio. You can tell because of the oily, greasy sheen on the radio dial.
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