BREAKING NEWS: Here, on the 100th day of the Gulf Oil Disaster, the New York Times announces the Gulf is all good now. Nothing to see...move along...go on about your business...thanks for playin'. Gee, who knew it would be so easy?
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The SnarkyBlog
Laugh your ass off at those crazy people who pretend to be national leaders!
Takes one to know one!!
We need reminders war is wrong?
Rather than pursuing a smart police action, rounding up the criminals in Afghanistan, we decided to launch a full scale war. Then we decided that wasn’t enough. We had to launch another full scale war on another country that didn’t have anything at all to do with the attacks in 2001. Makes perfect sense.
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Political bullies are nothing new.
Human bullies are usually just thugs; insecure brats who act out because of deep, empty holes in their souls. They only time they do any real damage is if they actually gain some sort of power: political or financial. Think dictators, fascists, greedy money traders, giant corporations, oligarchs, plutarchs.
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Send in the clowns…
The only thing more pathetic than white folks whining about charges of racism is Christians whining about Muslims wanting to build a mosque. And, very often, it’s the same whiners whining about both! Grow up, people. You are not the only ones on this planet and you don’t have all the answers.
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Why genius? We have illiteracy!
With all the refugnance due the intellectual leader of the Refublican Party, Sarah Falin' will refulse any grandiosity toward resfect for the English language of which she speaks and move our refublic toward a refroachful refrobation of refulsve refose.
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Oil gusher plugged. How ’bout some pieholes?
The oil gusher on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico is capped and Washington is rattled by an earthquake.
Coincidence?
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‘Murkins to Washington: You Suck!
It is Le Quatorze Juillet and Americans are storming the metaphorical Bastille! At least, according to yesterday’s ABC-Washington Post opinion survey: 58 percent of you think the President sucks. 68 percent of you think Democrats suck. 72 percent of you think Republicans suck. 150 percent of you think BP sucks. 80 percent of Ohioans...
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Just the bear facts…
What, exactly, is with the extremist right wing in this country and all the talk of animals and shootin’ guns and teeth-barin’ metaphors?
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King James Version of the South Beach Bible…
Seriously, let me get his straight. You’re a 25-year-old superstar and you get to pick anywhere to play basketball for lots and lots of money and your choices are Cleveland, New York, Chicago and Miami. And you don’t pick Miami?
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The Douche is back…
Although it may have gone relatively unnoticed in all the media hype over some guy named Lindsey Lohan, carnival sideshow barker Douche Limpbranch must be back on the radio. You can tell because of the oily, greasy sheen on the radio dial.
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