What, you say? Our honor has been restored? You didn’t know it had been torn and shattered? Does this mean I can take the big “A” off my collar? Can I review my discharge?
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Laugh your ass off at those crazy people who pretend to be national leaders!
Florida Republicans go ga-ga for gazillionaire!
Florida Republican insiders don’t like and don’t trust the Gazillionaire who made his fortune on the backs of Medicare payments to his chain of hospitals – and the violations for which his company was forced to pay $1.7 billion in fines for the fraud on taxpayers.
The liberal Bush years…
These liberals: Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and the rest, want to liberally construe the fundamental right to practice religion and exclude Muslims from it. Probably exclude Methodists, too, if they thought they could!
Guns make the governor? Really?
Hmmm…millionaire exploiting Medicaid payments and likes guns. An American success story! Gee, just the kind of governor of which everyone dreams!
Yes, we can…but should we?
We are now officially a society divided with “Yes, we can” and “But should we”? The Yes people on one hand and the But people on the other.
President defend the Constitution? How dare he!!
A President of the United States can stand up, defend the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and you people, so torn by fear and paranoia, go berserk with angry rhetoric and condemnation. What? The President defending the Constitution? Why, that’s…that’s…just downright un-American!
Aqua Buddha and the Three Musketeers!
It seems everyone could use a little Aqua Buddha right about now. Or, maybe, Ramadan. Or, just maybe, the Transfiguration.
Tax the rich? Why…why…that’s UnAmerican!!
What? Make the rich actually pay taxes? Or pay their fair share? Why…why…that’s just un-American!
It’s the particles, maaan!
Having emerged from the lead-lined bunker in which we waited out the geomagnetic storm that pounded Earth for two days, we discovered the world remained intact and the InnerTubes and satellites still working. Although much of the clap-trap they circulate remains.
The well is dead? 14th Amendment, too?
“The government is expected to announce on Wednesday that three-quarters of the oil from the Deepwater Horizon leak has already evaporated, dispersed, been captured or otherwise eliminated — and that much of the rest is so diluted that it does not seem to pose much additional risk of harm,” reports today’s New York Times!
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