It is Le Quatorze Juillet and Americans are storming the metaphorical Bastille! At least, according to yesterday’s ABC-Washington Post opinion survey: 58 percent of you think the President sucks. 68 percent of you think Democrats suck. 72 percent of you think Republicans suck. 150 percent of you think BP sucks. 80 percent of Ohioans...
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What, exactly, is with the extremist right wing in this country and all the talk of animals and shootin’ guns and teeth-barin’ metaphors?
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Seriously, let me get his straight. You’re a 25-year-old superstar and you get to pick anywhere to play basketball for lots and lots of money and your choices are Cleveland, New York, Chicago and Miami. And you don’t pick Miami?
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Although it may have gone relatively unnoticed in all the media hype over some guy named Lindsey Lohan, carnival sideshow barker Douche Limpbranch must be back on the radio. You can tell because of the oily, greasy sheen on the radio dial.
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According to a Marist College poll of 1,004 Americans taken at the end of June, 26 percent of those polled have no idea how this nation was founded.
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Officially, 15 million Americans are out of work. Half of those have been out of work for 6 months or longer. So a Senate minority wants to celebrate the Fourth of July by giving millions of Americans a bottle rocket up the butt?
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