Karl Rove “hearts” President Obama; Muslim families enjoy amusement park hot dogs; Phyllis Schlafly is still alive; and the South is, apparently, the laziest region in ‘Murka. Who knew?
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We need reminders war is wrong?
Rather than pursuing a smart police action, rounding up the criminals in Afghanistan, we decided to launch a full scale war. Then we decided that wasn’t enough. We had to launch another full scale war on another country that didn’t have anything at all to do with the attacks in 2001. Makes perfect sense.
Gen. Gabby McFlaplips and crow for lunch…
"Say, General, when you’re not off fightin’ and snake-eating and stuff, what do you do for fun?” “Um…er…excuse me, Mr. President?” “You know, what do you like to do on your down time? I like basketball and golf and reading. You read much, General?”
There’s gold in them thar Afghan hills!!
BREAKING NEWS: U.S. officials say $1 trillion worth of minerals have been found in the mountains and dry lake beds of Afghanistan! In a related announcement, U.S. officials say the new U.S. colony of Afghanistan will be renamed, Pandora, and a team from Halliburton and Massey Mining will begin immediately extracting the Unobtanium from...
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