BREAKING NEWS: U.S. officials say $1 trillion worth of minerals have been found in the mountains and dry lake beds of Afghanistan! In a related announcement, U.S. officials say the new U.S. colony of Afghanistan will be renamed, Pandora, and a team from Halliburton and Massey Mining will begin immediately extracting the Unobtanium from...
There is no truth to the rumor President Obama, A Serious Man, will attempt to cash in on the Oscar buzz by renaming his health care reform, “The Hurt Locker.” While passage remains Up In The Air, the President is insisting Congress give him an Up or Up vote on health care reform and...
SOPA breaks our internet freedom!
Any site can be shut down whether or not we've done anything wrong.
