Floridians can get arrested for violatin’ a whole bunch of laws you won’t even find in other states, felonies even. We got a bunch of water laws and our own special aqua cops to watch out for scofflaws who commit the crime of the ancient mariner.
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Cracker crime…
“Take crime, for example. Now, I admit we got our fair share of criminals: two-bit hustlers, robbers, cat burglars and former elected officials. “But Floridians can also get arrested for violatin’ a whole bunch of laws that you won’t even find in other states, felonies. All committed on the water. We got a bunch of...
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