This is not Backwards World. This is life and sometimes it’s stranger than fiction. Pope FOR condom use? Glenn Beck FOR socialism?
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Aggressive secularism R us!
Fortunately for us, aggressive secularism is a hallmark of this great country. That’s why we wrote that whole Constitution thingy to say a state shouldn’t be forcing religion on anyone.
Dude, where’s my Qur’an?
It was only then Alleged Pastor Jones admitted he merely postponed the book burnin’ and only because Angelina Jolie threatened to grow a moustache just like his if he went along with it.
Restoring our Donors…er…Honor!
What, you say? Our honor has been restored? You didn’t know it had been torn and shattered? Does this mean I can take the big “A” off my collar? Can I review my discharge?
The liberal Bush years…
These liberals: Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and the rest, want to liberally construe the fundamental right to practice religion and exclude Muslims from it. Probably exclude Methodists, too, if they thought they could!
Yes, we can…but should we?
We are now officially a society divided with “Yes, we can” and “But should we”? The Yes people on one hand and the But people on the other.
Political bullies are nothing new.
Human bullies are usually just thugs; insecure brats who act out because of deep, empty holes in their souls. They only time they do any real damage is if they actually gain some sort of power: political or financial. Think dictators, fascists, greedy money traders, giant corporations, oligarchs, plutarchs.
Oil gusher plugged. How ’bout some pieholes?
The oil gusher on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico is capped and Washington is rattled by an earthquake. Coincidence?
The Douche is back…
Although it may have gone relatively unnoticed in all the media hype over some guy named Lindsey Lohan, carnival sideshow barker Douche Limpbranch must be back on the radio. You can tell because of the oily, greasy sheen on the radio dial.
Neanderthal DNA…’splains a lot!
According to DNA research currently being conducted by the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, Neanderthals had a max planck for the new and really cute humans who moved to town and before they died out spent a few steamy nights with them amid candlelight and Lady Gaga records.
Tales from DownYonder, Florida
The Future of News!
