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Posts Tagged ‘ health care reform ’
…Old times there are not forgotten…
Meanwhile, over in Nawlins, the leaders of the Southern Republicans are gathering to hear, most likely, more of their heroes talk of how bad things are in ‘Murka with a socialist president and how good things were when Bush was president and Hurricane Katrina slammed into Nawlins in 2005.
Sure, makes sense: better health care leads to violence!
Holy Crap! What’re you people thinkin’? Death threats, spittin’ at members of Congress, callin’ ‘em horrible names, throwin’ money at Parkinson’s patients…and that’s just in my family!
GOP keeps fightin’ for poor health…but good tans!
It’s all becoming clear, now, why Republicans fought so hard to keep Americans from getting better health care. Hidden among the many provisions of the new communist manifesto – better know as health care reform – is a 10 percent tax on tanning salons! It’s an outrage! No wonder House Majority Leader John Boehner...
Healthcare days are here again…or, maybe, will begin!
Okay, so let’s take a quick look out the window…no, the sky is not falling. Let’s stand still for just a moment…yes, the earth appears to be still spinning on its axis. Let’s check the wires…nope, no reports of hordes of mongrel and socialist orcs washing over the Canadian border or from any of...
Trickle up economics…
“Stop Socialism,” read the bumper sticker on the old, beat-up Buick turning into the Goodwill store, next to the Dollar General. Ah…shopping for necessities in post-grandeur ‘Murka. But, by golly, we’ll stop that socialism thing.
“You know I can be found, sittin’ home all alone…”
What’s that? Oh sure…NOW you’re ready to pass a health care reform package! It’s not like we haven’t been waiting for nearly 100 years! What, you think we’re that easy? We’ll just come around and take you back, now that we’ve waiting this long?
Right Wing Cartoons abound…
But, really, guys & gals of the knuckle-dragging variety, you really need to install mirrors. You’re starting to look and sound…well…let’s face it…like cartoons; like parodies of yourselves. You’re really starting to look Homer-ish. DOH!
Bunning yanked from mound for wild pitch…
Who can forget the 1964 season in which Bunning pitched a perfect game for the Philadelphia Phillies and led the Phils into what looked like a lock for the World Series – only to then lead the Phillies into one of the most famous September pennant-race collapses in Major League history?
The Summit on Health Care Reform Arguments
The White House, in preparing for the summit to be broadcast live from Blair House, spent the better part of the past week arguing with Republicans over the size and shape of chairs, the size and shape of tables, the color of lamp shades and drapes and which incense to burn during scheduled guided...
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