BREAKING NEWS: Three convicted murderers have escaped from prison in Arizona. The Arizona Legislature immediately convened a special session to make prison escape and murder illegal. The bill will also require each and every Arizonan to carry papers proving they are not murderers nor escaped prisoners nor Lindsay Lohan…whoever he is.
Although it may have gone relatively unnoticed in all the media hype over some guy named Lindsey Lohan, carnival sideshow barker Douche Limpbranch must be back on the radio. You can tell because of the oily, greasy sheen on the radio dial.
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Any site can be shut down whether or not we've done anything wrong.
