“You just don’t understand the complexities of science,” said the old man. “I’m gonna collect the crocodile dung for a special love potion I got in the mail from a perfesser at some Yankee college."
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Crocodile love on Valentine’s Day…
“I’m on a special Valentine’s Day mission,” replied the old man. “I’m going out and findin’ me as much crocodile dung as possible ‘cause I’m gonna finally make that lady-friend I been courtin’ fall smack in love with me this year.”
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