Although it may have gone relatively unnoticed in all the media hype over some guy named Lindsey Lohan, carnival sideshow barker Douche Limpbranch must be back on the radio. You can tell because of the oily, greasy sheen on the radio dial.
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Oil’s well that ends well!
"The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there," radio carnival barker Douche Limpbranch told the St. Petersburg Times. "It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is."
Census…NOT!
Question 5: From what source do you regularly receive your political news? (Check all that apply) NBC/CBS/ABC communists? Fox News, fair and balanced? Local websites? Local newspapers? Friends? Facebook? Twitter? Porn? Communist porn? Wow, the Census is really thorough.
Can wing nuts nail 3-pointers?
But, hey, the good news is we can take a break from politics, between-the-legs passes of black men and spend the rest of the week talking about the Masters…and Tiger’s putter.
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The Future of News!
