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Crisis of imagination, of hope?

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DOWN YONDER, FL. – “A crisis of imagination,” is what the man on the radio was sayin’ the other day. “Moreover, a crisis of moral imagination.”

The quick, the expedient, immediate gratification.

“I want it all and I want it now!”

New, bigger, faster; MORE SUGAR!!

I don’t care where it comes from. I don’t care who made it and how little they were paid. I don’t care how much fossil fuel it took to get it to me and how much extra carbon goes into the atmosphere because of it. I don’t care where the trash goes when I done with it. I don’t care how much someone else lost to give it to me. I just want it!

A crisis of imagination; a crisis of moral imagination.

The same fellow on the radio was recalling an essay by Robert Louis Stevenson, written of course a little over 100 years ago.

Y’all remember Robert Louis Stevenson: Treasure Island, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Kidnapped. It seems appropriate to be quoting Stevenson right about now.

In Stevenson’s essay quoted by the feller on the radio, he questioned his friend, a banker and with whom he was having an imaginary conversation, about why he was a banker.

The banker replied, “It is my business. It is my duty.”

But Stevenson, who rejected the family business of engineering lighthouses to become a writer and explorer, suggested his friend had mistaken duty for simply his desire to make money. Making money, Stevenson deftly suggested, is not a duty.

No, Stevenson suggested, perhaps we are called to a higher duty.

Christians will end Lent today and celebrate Easter on Sunday. Jews are celebrating Passover. Muslims celebrated only weeks ago the birth of the Prophet of Islam.

All three celebrations by the descendants of Abraham have something in common: they are all celebrations to relinquish that which binds us and look to a time of liberation, of hope.

And if you think it’s purely coincidence that all three occur in the spring (at least in the northern hemisphere) you would be mistaken.

Christians often mistake the time of Lent, the time of preparation for the Cross, as a time for masochistic self-denial; suffering through the absence of chocolate because we love so much chocolate. That misses the point.

Lent is a time to prepare for the liberation of the Cross, which in one of the world’s greatest ironies was originally a tool for cruel capital punishment.

It is the time to reflect on that which keeps us from the Cross’ liberation and set about to remove those barriers so we can be freed. The Cross was death. Easter, Christ’s resurrection is victory over that death; victory over the world’s unending oppression.

Passover, too, celebrates the liberation of the ancient Jews from their Egyptian captors.

Mawlid, the celebration of the birth of the Prophet of Islam, also celebrates liberation from the old order for the liberation to a new enlightenment through the revelation of God’s word. Our Muslim brothers and sisters celebrated Mawlid back in February, this year in the Gregorian calendar.

No doubt we are in a different time than we were just an astonishing short time ago. Physicists might suggest a quantum leap; other scientists a paradigm shift; sailors a sea change. The Latin-to-English word, “cross,” also stems from the same root word as, “crux.” It is a crossroads.

Do we hang on to the old or do we reach for the new, the hope? I will reach for Easter’s victory, for hope and liberation.

 

 

Maybe it’s time to review some rules…

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Happy Labor Day!

“If any man tells you he loves America yet hates Labor, he is a liar.” – Abraham Lincoln.

And, yes, and it appears to be a great week for hate and book-burning, too.

There’s the rinky-dink, 50-member alleged church in Gainesville, Florida which will commemorate 9/11 on Saturday by building a bonfire of Qur’ans and, as it turns out, copies of the Talmud, too. Muslims, Jews…to this bunch of cranks they’re all the same.

There’s also another crazy Florida preacher, doing his best impression of Elmer Gantry, who wants to counter the Cordoba Community Center in Manhattan with his own fundamentalist Christian Center.

Really? Can anybody take this guy seriously?

(And, no, it’s not really John Larroquette doing street theater.)

Together with the prospects of returning control of the Congress to the GOP in November, perhaps it’s best to review The 32 rules of the United States of Zombieland as expressed by Columbus, our intrepid tour guide through a particularly rough patch of American History.

  • Cardio.
  • Ziploc bags.
  • Beware of bathrooms.
  • Wear seatbelts.
  • Cast iron skillet.
  • Travel light.
  • Get a kickass partner.
  • Bounty paper towels.
  • Bowling ball.
  • Don’t be a hero.
  • Limber up.
  • Avoid strip clubs.
  • When in doubt, know your way out.
  • The buddy system.
  • Check the back seat.
  • Enjoy the little things.
  • Swiss Army Knife.

Yea, we know there aren’t actually 32 rules but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t know them.

Not sayin’ we’ll need them. Just sayin’.

In case we end up like this: “Iran stoning woman has been whipped.”

(*Zombieland, the movie, available on DVD and pay movie channels.)

It’s our dumbasses the world hates most!

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Yea! Mission Accomplished!! Hip-Hooray!!

It’s VI Day!! Victory in Iraq Day!! Somebody grab me a nurse to kiss in Times Square!!

What?

Oh? We did that back in 2003?

Hmmm…okay. Well, at least Iraq is now a stable, pluralistic, democratic society where everyone is progressing and feeling good about themselves.

Mission Accomplished: Halliburton, ExxonMobil, BP & Royal Dutch Shell now control nearly all of Iraq’s oil!

So, you see, Cheney and Rumsfeld knew exactly what they were doing. So what if it cost nearly 100,000 Iraqi lives; 5,000 American lives; another 50,000 injured Americans and $1 Trillion?

It’s the cost of doin’ bidness.

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Okay, you rednecks, hillbillies & trailer trash. See what you’ve done?

You’ve gone and made the Muslims produce a video to reassure us all they’re not scary boogy-people bent on the destruction of this very land they call home.

They wouldn’t of had to do this except y’all forced ‘em to because of your stompin’ around, acted stupid, sayin’ stupid things and tellin’ everybody Muslims are scary boogy-people bent on the destruction of this very land they call home.

Here’s the website.

Why don’t you pick on the Episcopalians or the Catholics, for Heaven’s sake? And, hey, why not the Buddhists? You KNOW they’re not gonna fight back.

But a group of Muslims felt the need to produce a very nice, very simply stated little video to say, among other things: “I do not want to take over this country.”

Not even the Catholics had to say THAT! (Well, okay, maybe JFK had to call a press conference to say the Pope would not be Secretary of State in his administration.)

The video even includes a Spanish-speaking Muslim!

That’ll make the rednecks’ heads explode!!

Y’all need to understand something: when the world says it hates ‘Murka, it’s not our freedom they hate. Not really. It’s not our wealth (or the wealth, at least, of the top 1 percent of ‘Murkins). It’s not our conspicuously consumptive way of life, although part of it might be the new Corvette.

No. What the world really hates about ‘Murka is our dumbasses.

We really need to get this out in the open, talk about the elephant in the room and admit it. It’s our dumbasses the world hates most.

We know this because the World ‘Murka Hate Index (the WMHI) was highest when we had as our Dumbass-in-Chief that barely literate guy from Texas. Once we elected an adult as President the WMHI started dropping immediately.

Now that we’re talking obesity as a national epidemic, which is related to our dumbass problem, perhaps we should engage in a national effort to drastically reduce our dumbass epidemic as well.

We can begin by turning off stupid talk radio wingnuts and watching only American Idol on the Fox Networks.

Or we can wait for redneck heads to explode when they see a Spanish-speaking Muslim.

President defend the Constitution? How dare he!!

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Elvis has been dead (maybe) for only 33 years and, yet, look what this country has become:

A President of the United States can stand up, defend the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and you people, so torn by fear and paranoia, go berserk with angry rhetoric and condemnation.

What? The President defending the Constitution? Why, that’s…that’s…just downright un-American!

“And a baby cries…in the ghetto…” Oh Elvis, why’d you have leave us (maybe)?

Seriously, can you people hear what you’re saying?

On defending the right in the United States to worship as one pleases, Eye-of-the-Newt Gingrich said the President is “pandering to radical Islam.”

Sarah Palin refudiated the President’s defense of the Constitution by acknowledging Muslims, like everyone else, have a right to worship anywhere they please in the U.S. of A. But “should they?,” she asks.

Peter King, a Republican congressman from New York, suggested President Obama is rubbing salt in the wound of 9/ll by pointing out the Constitution defends the right to worship as we are lead to worship.

In case you’ve been under a rock since Friday or catching oil soaked shrimp in the Gulf of Mexico, the President of the United States, speaking to a gathering of Muslims celebrating the beginning of the holy month of Ramadan with a White House dinner, pointed out what every American first grader knows:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

The President’s defense of basic rights just didn’t sit well with basic right-winters; hate-mongers dedicated to dividing us against ourselves at every turn. No siree Bob. We can’t have a country where all are welcomed! That just won’t do and, besides, they don’t have a clear enough message to drive people to the voting booth unless they scare the bejeebers out of us with fear and paranoia.

So, okay, let’s a few points straight:

Islam didn’t attack us on September 11, 2001. A group of extremists, criminal radicals known as Al Qaeda attacked us on September 11, 2001. They happened to be Muslim and are led by Muslim heretics.

  1. Islam didn’t attack us on September 11, 2001. A group of extremists, criminal radicals known as Al Qaeda attacked us on September 11, 2001. They happened to be Muslim and are led by Muslim heretics.
  2. Right-Wing Muslim radicals and extremists are not alone in their violent rhetoric and actions. Christian and Jewish extremists and radicals can match them word for word and, mostly, act for act.
  3. If we have any chance at all of overcoming this kind of violent action by religious heretics and dangerous thugs, we have to stand strong for the ideals which establish the very core of this great social experiment we call America. It doesn’t matter if our own radicals don’t like it very much, everyone is welcome to worship as they please.

And besides, all three great Abrahamic faiths – Jewish, Muslim & Christian – require us to acknowledge and treat as brothers and sisters those of the other faiths.

Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich and the rest of the radical paranoids have a right in America to say whatever they wish about others…but should they?

Boom, boom ain’t it great to be crazy? And lazy?

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Karl Rove “hearts” President Obama; Muslim families enjoy amusement park hot dogs; Phyllis Schlafly is still alive; and the South is, apparently, the laziest region in ‘Murka. Who knew?

It’s all part of boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy in the land of the free and the home of the raves!

In an op-ed piece published in the Wall Street Urinal, former G.W. Bush hatchet man and puppet-master Karl Rove lets us know he thinks President Obama is doing a pretty darn good job in Afghanistan.

“Mr. Obama has acted impressively so far on Afghanistan,” wrote the man affectionately known as Turd Blossom, by the ever articulate 43rd POTUS.

Either the meds are finally working or this tells us all we need to know about how wrong is our currently policy in the land that time forgot.

Not that we should expect anything different, I guess, but the right-wing nut jobs are all cranked out now over the Six Flags amusement park chain setting aside a special day for Muslim families to be amused by roller coasters and log plume rides.

Hey, wing nuts! Muslims need thrills, too!

But, oh no, not according to Annie Hamilton of the Tea Party Patriots website:

“Muslim Day at Six Flags is inappropriate for a multitude of reasons and I’m saddened and shocked by the ignorance of the corporate folks and by the action that now must be taken by the rest of us,” she wrote.

According to a press release issued by Six Flags, Ms. Hamilton misunderstood.

“We are not celebrating Muslim Day,” said the Six Flags spokesman. “We’re celebrating ‘muslin day,’ and asking everyone to wear for their comfort loosely woven cotton fabric.

No, just kidding. Six Flags really will host – as it as every year since 2000 – a special day for Muslim Families, sponsored by the Islamic Circle of North America. This year, Six Flags Muslim Family Day falls on September 12, which is what has Hamilton so upset…for some reason.

“Islam is as Islam does,” wrote Hamilton.

But, according to Hamilton and her Tea Party buddies, what Islam shouldn’t do is be allowed to ride the Medusa or the Titan or the Raging Bull or the Bazarro, the later obviously being saved for Ms. Hamilton and her fellow baggers.

Who knew Phyllis Schlafly was still alive? Or relevant?

Well, apparently, she is; at least alive, not sure about relevant. But that didn’t keep her from pointing out how unmarried women are the single biggest problem in ‘Murka.

“Unmarried women, 70% of unmarried women, voted for Obama, and this is because when you kick your husband out, you’ve got to have big brother government to be your provider,” Schlafly recently told a fund-raiser for her Eagle Forum crotchety old women’s organization, according to Talking Points Memo.

She went on to make some remark about battery-operated-boyfriends but, like her, that’s irrelevant here.

Finally, ever wonder where the laziest people live in the US of A? The answer is not the U.S. Senate – the most timid, perhaps.

The laziest people live in the South, according to Bloomberg Business Week, which ranked Louisiana as the laziest state…you know, when they’re not raking oil off their beaches and marshes.

Mississippi comes in as the second laziest state followed by Arkansas in third. Rounding out the rest of the Top five in order: North Carolina, Tennessee & Kentucky.

Ha-Ha-Ha…but the Yankees at Bloomberg Business Week misinterpret the survey data! These folks ain’t lazy, they’re just getting’ ‘round to it…eventually.

Earth Day? How ’bout a Sane Day?

Earth Day really isn’t really about saving the planet so much as saving its inhabitants.

The planet will survive – it may be a dead rock – but it will survive.

It’s the people and animals and plants we have to worry about. And we especially have to worry about the people…’cause it appears half of ‘em are crazy.

Maybe it’s Earth Day. Maybe it’s all this talk about, maybe, soon, perhaps throttlin’ Wall Street down a notch or two.

But we got a bunch of crazy folks runnin’ ‘round, it appears, and they’re bringin’ with ‘em the politics of crazytown.

Take the Arizona Legislature – please.

These yahoos passed a law requiring police to check every brown skinned person to make sure they’re legal in the USofA. No proof of documentation? In the hooskow you go and back to Mexico. Native-born Arizonan? Forgot your driver’s license? In the hooskow you go…and back to Mexico, from which you did not come in the first place.

Needless to say, sane people are urging Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer to veto the bill.

Then there’s the Virginia yahoo who painted up his Ford F-10 pick ‘em up truck with nice art and slogan reading, “Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/ll.”

Nice…and he coupled that with a coded white supremacist license: 14CV88. The tag, we’re told by soothsayers and code breakers, can be interrupted thusly: 14 translates into 14 words: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” The letters, CV, stand for Confederate Veteran, which would be quite a trick. The double 8 signifies the 8th letter of the alphabet, H, and doubled means: Heil Hitler.

Whatever…it’s just plain crazy.

But don’t it’s only redneck crazies who go after the 1.6 billion Muslims in the world. Nope, it’s mainstream crazies, too.

Poor Franklin Graham, son of long-time TeeVee evangelist and celebrity prayer Billy Graham, found himself kicked out of the Pentagon Prayer Breakfast because he said some crazy things about the world’s most popular faith.

“True Islam cannot be practiced in this country,” Graham said in December to CNN. “You can’t beat your wife. You cannot murder your children if you think they’ve committed adultery or something like that, which they do practice in these other countries.”

Whew! And while we’re at it, shouldn’t we be askin’ the Pentagon, if they’re prayin’, to be prayin’ that all wars should cease and we beat swords into plowshares? Just askin’.

But Islam is not without its crazies, too. A Muslim website in New York vowed revenge on South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone after they showed the Prophet all dressed up like a stuffed bear…on their cartoon show. Website doods, lighten up. Don’t even think about killin’ Kenny.

Then there’s the anti-immigration leader who the other day asked South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham to come out of the closet and admit his homosexuality. Maybe he wants a date, I dunno. But maybe, someday, we’re gonna stop being crazy and thinkin’ there’s something wrong with being gay – maybe.

Finally, we don’t want to forget about the Republican Party of Florida, which is now being investigated by the FBI and the IRS for allegations it may have used the contributions provided by decent, upstanding Republican contributors to party on, Garth.

Included in the probe are allegations teabag darlin’ and senatorial candidate Marco…Polo…Rubio used a party-owned American Express card and spent $100,000 on good times while speaker of the Florida House of Representatives.

Maybe we don’t need Earth Day to save us. Maybe we need Sane Day.

And THIS is Holy Week????

It’s Good Friday on the Christian calendar (except for the Greeks, of course) and the U.S. government officially observed the death of Christ by announcing the economy added over 160,000 jobs in March.

That and by rolling back airport security measures for people from countries where most people look kinda dark and swarthy, sorta like Jesus probably did.

But, hey, it’s Holy Week in a number of ways and the time of year when lots of religions celebrate something. Jews observed Passover this week (at which point the whole Easter thing started in the first place.) Muslims just celebrated the birth of the Prophet.

Buddhists celebrate every day and the Hindus are rolling around both Hanuman Jayanti and Baisahki. The Zoroastrians just celebrated Naw-Ruz and the Rastafarians celebrate every time a good crop comes in.

Each of these festivals was celebrated in traditional ways in the White House, this year; along with the Kenyan socialist holiday of Sean Hannity’s birthday.

The Fox Nation is celebrating Sarah Palin’s new show on the TeeVee Box, panned almost universally among anyone with any sense about what makes up good TeeVee.

“Palin is disconnected from the show,” says the New York Daily News. “Having her follow the taped pieces with interviews gives the production the feel of a telethon, without the pitch for money.”

Surprising, really, that Glenn Beck didn’t object to the debut of the Sarah Palin Variety Hour on Maundy Thursday. Hmmm…must have slipped past him.

And just in time for Easter, the crazies who think its okay to end baby-killing by killing doctors almost had a new martyr of their own to celebrate.

Scott Roeder, convicted of killing Kansas City doctor George Tiller was sentenced to life in prison, eligible for parole in 50 years. He can get out when he’s 104.

Lots of murder cases get the death penalty. But not this one.

At his sentencing hearing, Roeder was defiant saying the blood of justice will sweep over the nation “like the prairie wind.” Whatever that means.

It’s been a tough week for the Republican Party, too. In a single week, the GOP has gone from the Party of No to the Party of No-Holds-Barred when it comes to kinky bondage-themed L.A. clubs and phone sex.

Finally – and in the spirit of what Easter is REALLY all about – a high school in Palo Alto, California – ironically called Gunn High School – decided to counter the hate laid at its doorstep with a rally to promote peace, tolerance and love.

Click here to read the story and watch the video.

(Thanks to @jeangfl on the TwitterMachine for the heads up.)

Peace.

Treasures in Paradise…

DOWN YONDER, FL – A toddler watched with wonder as her father crumpled acacia seed pods in his hand and tossed them into the evening sky.

She had never seen something suddenly so transformed and cast to the wind. It must be magic.

The silly Muscovy ducks saw the magic, too, and thinking the crushed seed pods food came running in their greediest waddle. They poked and pecked at the crushed pods, only to realize the frustrating truth that acacia pods are not their preferred supper.

“Mindless ducks,” said the toddler’s father. “You don’t see the mallards fightin’ over crushed seeds.”

The seed pods of acacia trees are food to the exotic Brazilian parakeets that found a home and started a colony nearby. They chatter incessantly as they dart from branch to branch, removing the seeds from the pods and feasting joyously.

It is one of the many rituals of spring in South Florida. People who think the season never changes here just aren’t payin’ attention.

The bright red bottlebrush blooms, the scent of gardenias and jasmine, the fiery orange of the Poinciana and butterflies transfigured from caterpillars are all part of South Florida spring.

The sun becomes suddenly much hotter as it crosses the Tropic of Cancer on its annual march north to bring spring to colder climates. The water warms from its wintry cold.

There are once again massive thunderheads that build over the peninsula’s interior. Fed by the Gulf of Mexico’s moisture and carried on the afternoon sea breeze, they build to the point of explosion and rain heavily on the swamps and savannas parched by winter’s drought.

In South Florida, like most regions, spring is the time of rebirth and renewal. Spring is magic just like the single seed pods crushed into many seeds.

Is it simply an accident of the calendar or is there something larger that leads all the world’s great religions to holy days in the spring? Easter and Passover are certainly linked by the calendar – and events – and Passover’s date is a matter of history. But spring is also the time when the world’s Muslims make their annual pilgrimage to their most important shrine in Mecca. Hindus hold their biggest festival in the spring.

Legend has it the branches of the acacia tree were fashioned into the crown of thorns worn by Christ on the cross. His death and resurrection are linked both in faith and mysticism to the rebirth of spring.

The English word, “spring,” means both a season and the bubbling up from the land of new, life-giving water. It comes from an old Indo-European words and means to “bring forth” new life and is linked to the word, “rising.”

The ancient North Americans, who lived here centuries before Europeans arrived, believed the world was created in the spring.

An island floating on water, they believed the earth was suspended from the sky by cords at each of the four cardinal points we now refer to on a compass.

The sun was brought by the animals who arrived on this new earth when it was still dark. Hung in the sky by conjurors, it was hung too low and was too hot. More conjurors were brought to move the sun until it was hanging seven handbreadths from the earth, just under the sky. At that place, they reasoned, its warmth was just right for spring flowers and plants.

They also believed there was another world under this one. The other world was exactly like this one except the seasons were opposite. The pathway to the other world was the rivers and streams that flowed from their mountains. They knew the seasons were different because the “springs” from which the water flowed were always colder in the summer and warm in the winter than the outside air.

Maybe to some eyes the seasons never change in South Florida. To eyes that are open the spring is yet one more reason to cherish this paradise.