Posts Tagged ‘ Newt Gingrich ’

The value of 19 percent of the voters…

September 20, 2010
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ValueVotersSummit

The Values Voters Summit came together again in Washington this past weekend and, boy howdy, were they glad to see Tea Partiers come in to embrace their paranoia because they’d been losing steam recently given the fact that a person of color has occupied The White House for nearly two years and the...

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The liberal Bush years…

August 23, 2010
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ConsvLibs

These liberals: Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and the rest, want to liberally construe the fundamental right to practice religion and exclude Muslims from it. Probably exclude Methodists, too, if they thought they could!

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President defend the Constitution? How dare he!!

August 16, 2010
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MuslimsPray

A President of the United States can stand up, defend the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and you people, so torn by fear and paranoia, go berserk with angry rhetoric and condemnation. What? The President defending the Constitution? Why, that’s…that’s…just downright un-American!

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Utah renames itself State of Confusion

May 10, 2010
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Utah renames itself State of Confusion

In a stunning reversal, zigging when everyone thought he would zag, President Obama today nominated the forcibly retired Sen. Bob Bennett, noted leftist from Utah, to the U.S. Supreme Court. Naw…just kidding.

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Why bother with nuclear weapons when we got demagoguery!!

April 12, 2010
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Why bother with nuclear weapons when we got demagoguery!!

We got real problems in this country and they all start with smart, insightful people regaining control of the fedrul guv’munt and, well, we just can’t have that. They might do something – already have – to help us progress toward a better world when what we really want is to roll back the...

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…Old times there are not forgotten…

April 9, 2010
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…Old times there are not forgotten…

Meanwhile, over in Nawlins, the leaders of the Southern Republicans are gathering to hear, most likely, more of their heroes talk of how bad things are in ‘Murka with a socialist president and how good things were when Bush was president and Hurricane Katrina slammed into Nawlins in 2005.

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Texas: Jesus & Joe McCarthy wrote the U.S. Constitution.

March 15, 2010
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Texas: Jesus & Joe McCarthy wrote the U.S. Constitution.

Seriously, in its boldest move yet to install fascism here in ‘Murka, the American Taliban is right now pursuing the Texas Textbook Chainsaw Massacre to force innocent little school children to learn made up crap thereby ensuring they will grow up to be as messed-up as their parents.

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Snow and hand puppets and Republican VD…day cards

February 10, 2010
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Snow and hand puppets and Republican VD…day cards

It’s snowin’ the bejeepers outa the Northeast US of A, which means nobody can get to work, which means everyone has to sit at home and make Sarah Palin hand puppets while callin’ each other retards for thinking the snow completely disproves global warming.

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