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Oil’s well that ends well!
"The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there," radio carnival barker Douche Limpbranch told the St. Petersburg Times. "It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is."
Gulf of Mexico: America’s sewer!
But what the hell, right? It’s just the Gulf of Mexico. We’ve been using it as America’s sewer for years now, flushing all kinds of poisons down the Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico. Whatever. We’ll just burn the Gulf of Mexico…and Mexicans could then walk to Florida and avoid Arizona altogether!
Tales from DownYonder, Florida
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