
But it’s our fault. We let it happen. We’re apparently too stupid to keep these morons out of races for elected office. We keep voting for them in primaries.

BREAKING NEWS: Three convicted murderers have escaped from prison in Arizona. The Arizona Legislature immediately convened a special session to make prison escape and murder illegal. The bill will also require each and every Arizonan to carry papers proving they are not murderers nor escaped prisoners nor Lindsay Lohan…whoever he is.