Posts Tagged ‘ President Obama ’

Bunning yanked from mound for wild pitch…

March 3, 2010
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Bunning yanked from mound for wild pitch…

Who can forget the 1964 season in which Bunning pitched a perfect game for the Philadelphia Phillies and led the Phils into what looked like a lock for the World Series – only to then lead the Phillies into one of the most famous September pennant-race collapses in Major League history?

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Surprise! Republicans agree to health care reform! No, wait…

February 25, 2010
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Surprise! Republicans agree to health care reform! No, wait…

Despite repeated attempts Thursday to come together, sitting around a square hollow table, over 30 of our nation’s most distinguished square hollow legislators continued to fuss and fight.

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The Summit on Health Care Reform Arguments

February 24, 2010
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The Summit on Health Care Reform Arguments

The White House, in preparing for the summit to be broadcast live from Blair House, spent the better part of the past week arguing with Republicans over the size and shape of chairs, the size and shape of tables, the color of lamp shades and drapes and which incense to burn during scheduled guided...

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Canada: “This Means War!” or…health care reform.

February 22, 2010
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Canada: “This Means War!” or…health care reform.

Now, (the President) has added incentive: holding off the Canadian invasion threat by trying to make our health care system look more like their health care system. The president will today announce a cap on health insurance premium increases – some of which have topped 31 percent lately – in an effort to appease...

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CPAC: pep rally for the discontent!

February 19, 2010
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CPAC: pep rally for the discontent!

“Politics hates a vacuum,” once wrote Naomi Klein. “If it isn’t filled with hope, someone will fill it with fear.” So, with that in mind and the Congress home on winter break, the annual pep-rally for destroying what’s left of this great republic, CPAC, came to Washington to cheer and jeer and generally make a...

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Winter brings rise in moronic levels across USA!

February 12, 2010
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Winter brings rise in moronic levels across USA!

And speaking of what Easterners are calling the, “snowpocalypse” (harsh winter weather won’t stop hyperbole), the snow gives morons all across ‘Murka the opportunity to say, “Hey, look, it’s snowing! There’s no global warming after all! Back to the Hummer!...and I don’t mean the truck.”

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Saints party while the rest of the nation…just goes nuts!

February 8, 2010
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Saints party while the rest of the nation…just goes nuts!

The highlight of the Teabaggers' convention in Nashvile was a 40-minute speech on Saturday night by Sarah Palin, defeated GOP vice-presidential nominee who quit her job as Alaska governor to pursue more fame and riches on the Faux News Channel talking about a book she didn’t write.

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