Posts Tagged ‘ Republican Party ’

What happened to the GOP? Particle physics.

October 4, 2010
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GOPhistory

But what happened to turn the GOP into the purely reactionary Tea Party? Did they run out all the moderates and progressives? Well, yes. But that’s not the complete answer. The answer lies in particle physics: specifically in the theory of mirror matter…which suggests matter exists in the universe that is unseen and opposite...

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Why genius? We have illiteracy!

July 19, 2010
By
sarah-palin-hottie

With all the refugnance due the intellectual leader of the Refublican Party, Sarah Falin' will refulse any grandiosity toward resfect for the English language of which she speaks and move our refublic toward a refroachful refrobation of refulsve refose.

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Census…NOT!

April 7, 2010
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Census…NOT!

Question 5: From what source do you regularly receive your political news? (Check all that apply) NBC/CBS/ABC communists? Fox News, fair and balanced? Local websites? Local newspapers? Friends? Facebook? Twitter? Porn? Communist porn? Wow, the Census is really thorough.

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Can wing nuts nail 3-pointers?

April 5, 2010
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Can wing nuts nail 3-pointers?

But, hey, the good news is we can take a break from politics, between-the-legs passes of black men and spend the rest of the week talking about the Masters…and Tiger’s putter.

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And THIS is Holy Week????

April 2, 2010
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And THIS is Holy Week????

But, hey, it’s Holy Week in a number of ways and the time of year when lots of religions celebrate something. Jews observed Passover this week (at which point the whole Easter thing started in the first place.) Muslims just celebrated the birth of the Prophet. Buddhists celebrate every day and the Hindus are rolling...

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Poll: we’re really gettin’ stupid

February 3, 2010
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Seriously. Can this be true? Has the Grand Old Party been totally subsumed by hopelessly ignorant, the blatantly prejudicial and the sullen?

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