“Let’s just disengage ourselves from the myth that Ronald Reagan never raised taxes,” Sen. Alan Simpson told the national debt commission last summer. “He did. And here are four big ones. So I hope this will clear the air for some of the groups today.
But what happened to turn the GOP into the purely reactionary Tea Party? Did they run out all the moderates and progressives? Well, yes. But that’s not the complete answer. The answer lies in particle physics: specifically in the theory of mirror matter…which suggests matter exists in the universe that is unseen and opposite...
What? Make the rich actually pay taxes? Or pay their fair share? Why…why…that’s just un-American!
Seriously, in its boldest move yet to install fascism here in ‘Murka, the American Taliban is right now pursuing the Texas Textbook Chainsaw Massacre to force innocent little school children to learn made up crap thereby ensuring they will grow up to be as messed-up as their parents.
