It was only then Alleged Pastor Jones admitted he merely postponed the book burnin’ and only because Angelina Jolie threatened to grow a moustache just like his if he went along with it.
Posts Tagged ‘ Rush Limbaugh ’
The liberal Bush years…
These liberals: Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and the rest, want to liberally construe the fundamental right to practice religion and exclude Muslims from it. Probably exclude Methodists, too, if they thought they could!
Yes, we can…but should we?
We are now officially a society divided with “Yes, we can” and “But should we”? The Yes people on one hand and the But people on the other.
Political bullies are nothing new.
Human bullies are usually just thugs; insecure brats who act out because of deep, empty holes in their souls. They only time they do any real damage is if they actually gain some sort of power: political or financial. Think dictators, fascists, greedy money traders, giant corporations, oligarchs, plutarchs.
The Douche is back…
Although it may have gone relatively unnoticed in all the media hype over some guy named Lindsey Lohan, carnival sideshow barker Douche Limpbranch must be back on the radio. You can tell because of the oily, greasy sheen on the radio dial.
Under siege by a foreign corporation…
The bad news is we’re now officially under siege by a foreign oil corporation and being held hostage by its greed, incompetence and general disdain for humankind and Mother Earth. But the good news is…oh, wait, there isn’t any good news.
Stupid is as stupid votes…
It’s one thing to be really mush-brained but think you have all the answers and put them out there in public for all the world to see and hear. But it’s a whole other level of dumbass to go out there in public and defend dumbass, blame it one someone else or – especially...
Neanderthal DNA…’splains a lot!
According to DNA research currently being conducted by the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, Neanderthals had a max planck for the new and really cute humans who moved to town and before they died out spent a few steamy nights with them amid candlelight and Lady Gaga records.
Cinco de Mayo…with a side of conspiracy!
Everyone knows Cinco de Mayo was started as a conspiracy to sell more Coronas to the gringos! Ha-Ha-Ha!! Zapata knew someday another Mexican would invent Corona beer and that gringos north of what would become the border would do anything to get it.
Oil’s well that ends well!
"The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there," radio carnival barker Douche Limpbranch told the St. Petersburg Times. "It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is."
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