There is no truth to the rumor President Obama, A Serious Man, will attempt to cash in on the Oscar buzz by renaming his health care reform, “The Hurt Locker.” While passage remains Up In The Air, the President is insisting Congress give him an Up or Up vote on health care reform and...
Now, (the President) has added incentive: holding off the Canadian invasion threat by trying to make our health care system look more like their health care system. The president will today announce a cap on health insurance premium increases – some of which have topped 31 percent lately – in an effort to appease...
And speaking of what Easterners are calling the, “snowpocalypse” (harsh winter weather won’t stop hyperbole), the snow gives morons all across ‘Murka the opportunity to say, “Hey, look, it’s snowing! There’s no global warming after all! Back to the Hummer!...and I don’t mean the truck.”
It’s snowin’ the bejeepers outa the Northeast US of A, which means nobody can get to work, which means everyone has to sit at home and make Sarah Palin hand puppets while callin’ each other retards for thinking the snow completely disproves global warming.
The highlight of the Teabaggers' convention in Nashvile was a 40-minute speech on Saturday night by Sarah Palin, defeated GOP vice-presidential nominee who quit her job as Alaska governor to pursue more fame and riches on the Faux News Channel talking about a book she didn’t write.
Brown, who posed naked for Cosmo back in the crazy 80s and tried to sell his daughters on election night, was unclear if the bike ride and hug with Armstrong would be clothed or nekkid. Either way, it kinda sounds as if given the chance he might be found sitting tall in the saddle.
