No matter what we do, we seem intent – at least lately, with the rare exception – on voting ourselves right smack into a deep hole. Quit digging, already, ‘Murka! What are you thinking?
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Tea Party? Racist? Really?
The GOTeaParty absolutely hates it when they get caught being racist, xenophobic, homophobic and just down right stupid and you point out how they’re being racist, xenophobic, homophobic and just down right stupid.
Senate candidates & climate: What? Me worry?
And here’s the good news: nearly all the GOTea Party candidates running for the U.S. Senate believe all this talk of climate change is just a bunch of hooey. Ain’t that great?
What if the Tea Party was black?
"What if Sarah Palin was suddenly Sister Souljah. Would you leave it to the voters to go and get the soldiers?"
What happened to the GOP? Particle physics.
But what happened to turn the GOP into the purely reactionary Tea Party? Did they run out all the moderates and progressives? Well, yes. But that’s not the complete answer. The answer lies in particle physics: specifically in the theory of mirror matter…which suggests matter exists in the universe that is unseen and opposite...
The value of 19 percent of the voters…
The Values Voters Summit came together again in Washington this past weekend and, boy howdy, were they glad to see Tea Partiers come in to embrace their paranoia because they’d been losing steam recently given the fact that a person of color has occupied The White House for nearly two years and the...
Aggressive secularism R us!
Fortunately for us, aggressive secularism is a hallmark of this great country. That’s why we wrote that whole Constitution thingy to say a state shouldn’t be forcing religion on anyone.
A toast to feminine hygiene products.
Republicans will spend their week defending the helpless rich people against these Cretin Socialist Kenyan Zoroastrians who think, for some unknown reason, the rich should pay their fair share in taxes.
Boom, boom ain’t it great to be crazy? And lazy?
Karl Rove “hearts” President Obama; Muslim families enjoy amusement park hot dogs; Phyllis Schlafly is still alive; and the South is, apparently, the laziest region in ‘Murka. Who knew?
Send in the clowns…
The only thing more pathetic than white folks whining about charges of racism is Christians whining about Muslims wanting to build a mosque. And, very often, it’s the same whiners whining about both! Grow up, people. You are not the only ones on this planet and you don’t have all the answers.
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