The GOTeaParty absolutely hates it when they get caught being racist, xenophobic, homophobic and just down right stupid and you point out how they’re being racist, xenophobic, homophobic and just down right stupid.
Posts Tagged ‘ teabaggers ’
Boom, boom ain’t it great to be crazy? And lazy?
Karl Rove “hearts” President Obama; Muslim families enjoy amusement park hot dogs; Phyllis Schlafly is still alive; and the South is, apparently, the laziest region in ‘Murka. Who knew?
Takes one to know one!!
BREAKING NEWS: Here, on the 100th day of the Gulf Oil Disaster, the New York Times announces the Gulf is all good now. Nothing to see...move along...go on about your business...thanks for playin'. Gee, who knew it would be so easy?
Send in the clowns…
The only thing more pathetic than white folks whining about charges of racism is Christians whining about Muslims wanting to build a mosque. And, very often, it’s the same whiners whining about both! Grow up, people. You are not the only ones on this planet and you don’t have all the answers.
Oil gusher plugged. How ’bout some pieholes?
The oil gusher on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico is capped and Washington is rattled by an earthquake. Coincidence?
‘Murkins to Washington: You Suck!
It is Le Quatorze Juillet and Americans are storming the metaphorical Bastille! At least, according to yesterday’s ABC-Washington Post opinion survey: 58 percent of you think the President sucks. 68 percent of you think Democrats suck. 72 percent of you think Republicans suck. 150 percent of you think BP sucks. 80 percent of Ohioans...
Neanderthal DNA…’splains a lot!
According to DNA research currently being conducted by the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, Neanderthals had a max planck for the new and really cute humans who moved to town and before they died out spent a few steamy nights with them amid candlelight and Lady Gaga records.
Cinco de Mayo…with a side of conspiracy!
Everyone knows Cinco de Mayo was started as a conspiracy to sell more Coronas to the gringos! Ha-Ha-Ha!! Zapata knew someday another Mexican would invent Corona beer and that gringos north of what would become the border would do anything to get it.
You can be angry…or…you can dance!!
So, while the teabaggers were snortin’ and complain’, yesterday; cashing their Social Security checks to travel to Washington and complain about socialism, the President of the United States was seeing beyond the stars and shakin’ his booty with the cool kids in Miami at Gloria and Emilio’s place. The juxtaposition pretty much says it...
Can wing nuts nail 3-pointers?
But, hey, the good news is we can take a break from politics, between-the-legs passes of black men and spend the rest of the week talking about the Masters…and Tiger’s putter.
Tales from DownYonder, Florida
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