“You just don’t understand the complexities of science,” said the old man. “I’m gonna collect the crocodile dung for a special love potion I got in the mail from a perfesser at some Yankee college."
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Snow and hand puppets and Republican VD…day cards
It’s snowin’ the bejeepers outa the Northeast US of A, which means nobody can get to work, which means everyone has to sit at home and make Sarah Palin hand puppets while callin’ each other retards for thinking the snow completely disproves global warming.
Crocodile love on Valentine’s Day…
“I’m on a special Valentine’s Day mission,” replied the old man. “I’m going out and findin’ me as much crocodile dung as possible ‘cause I’m gonna finally make that lady-friend I been courtin’ fall smack in love with me this year.”
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