Posts Tagged ‘ Valentine’s Day ’

It’s snowin’ the bejeepers outa the Northeast US of A, which means nobody can get to work, which means everyone has to sit at home and make Sarah Palin hand puppets while callin’ each other retards for thinking the snow completely disproves global warming.
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“I’m on a special Valentine’s Day mission,” replied the old man. “I’m going out and findin’ me as much crocodile dung as possible ‘cause I’m gonna finally make that lady-friend I been courtin’ fall smack in love with me this year.”
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